Thank you for your interest!

Add free and premium widgets by Addwater Agency to your Tumblelog!


To hide the widget button after installing the theme:

  1. Visit your Tumblr blog's customization page (typically found at http://www.tumblr.com/customize).
  2. Click on Appearance.
  3. Click Hide Widget Button.
  4. Click on Save+Close.

For more information visit our How-To's page.

Questions? Visit us at tumblr.addwater.com

[close this window]

POSTINGS

deebott:

outrageouswizardofnottingham:

Its horrible that we live in a world where this is happening

I’m terrified…

Hey, guys? Guys?

Check Snopes before you repost.

Yes, it’s a good idea to be safe and make sure that there aren’t killers in your back seat, lock your doors, etc.

It’s also a good idea to acknowledge that the above story is an urban legend.

(Source: crawfords-slut)


  • Socialism:
    You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism:
    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism:
    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism:
    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism:
    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism:
    You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation:
    You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation:
    You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation:
    You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation:
    You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation:
    You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation:
    You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation:
    Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture:
    'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism:
    You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism:
    You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist:
    You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism:
    You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation:
    You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation:
    You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Russia:
    You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
  • PETA:
    You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat:
    You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
  • Hussie:
    You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
  • Romney:
    You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Once-ler:
    You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
  • Old Spice:
    You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation:
    You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Tumblr:
    You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
  • Also Tumblr:
    I give you a hamburger.
  • Night Vale:
    You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
  • Tom Hiddleston:
    You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.
  • Thranduil:
    You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.
  • Dwarves:
    You had two cows but now they're on fire.
  • Bilbo Baggins:
    You did not invite those two cows for dinner.
  • Cows:
    The shit you go through.
  • This post:
    Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

americanlibraryassoc:

BANNED BOOKS WEEK STARTS TODAY!
Here are some BBW posters and resources from the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund and from the official BBW website!
How are you celebrating Banned Books Week?

americanlibraryassoc:

BANNED BOOKS WEEK STARTS TODAY!

Here are some BBW posters and resources from the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund and from the official BBW website!

How are you celebrating Banned Books Week?

librarienne:

direcartographies:

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

yukinepng:

spoiler alert; it was all team rocket’s doing.

yukinepng:

spoiler alert; it was all team rocket’s doing.

xxsniperettexx:

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

singerofthelost

Agree.

andrew-ledger:

do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away

(Source: natural-charisma)

windandwater:

For I dream of the skull and the crossbones, I dream of the great day to come, When I dump the mundane for the old Spanish Main, And trade me computer for rum!
—Tom Smith, “Talk Like a Pirate Day”
(art by shireivien)

windandwater:

For I dream of the skull and the crossbones,
I dream of the great day to come,
When I dump the mundane for the old Spanish Main,
And trade me computer for rum!

—Tom Smith, “Talk Like a Pirate Day”

(art by shireivien)


kissesandabattleaxe:

Animals dressed as pirates. I am never disappointed. 


(Source: willidleaway)

About Me

Kayla / Stephanie

This dreamer goes by too many names to keep track of them all at times. Stephanie or Kayla, either one will do.

When I'm making references to "people" I seem to know a lot about but you don't, the chances are fairly good, I'm talking about my characters or characters of others in one of the PBeM RPGs I participate in or run.

The biggest of these is Apocalypse Later. Also, there's Ethera. I invite you to poke around if you're curious.

Welcome to the dream.






Favorite Quote


I wrote the books I should have liked to read if only I could have got them. That's always been my reason for writing. People won't write the books I want, so I have to do it for myself: no rot about 'self-expression.'

-C.S. Lewis


SEARCH